HAPPY CABBAGE NIGHT

Man I haven't seen birds anywhere hardly. Lucky for the tree with hundreds of starlings yesterday. If it wasn't for that I wouldn't have seen any.

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade." Jack Handy