Western Prairie Fringed Orchid - North Dakota 
Now I am a manly flower hunter! I never thought I could be "more gayer" than I already am for watching birds (and some of that other stuff). Today however, I took a drive for the singular purpose of finding the Western Prairie Fringed Orchid. So, I am busted like Phillip Michael Thomas jumping rope at an ice cream festival. In my defense, the orchid is federally endangered and can only be found in this small part of the whole wide world. In my offense, I don't give a damn what you think of me for flower watching. I talked everyone else in to going with me and we had a little expedition to the Sheyenne National Grassland and successfully hunted down the ferocious orchid. After a grueling 2 minute walk through nothing of consequence in rather pleasant weather I shouted out "I FOUND IT, I FOUND IT!!" Took a few pictures and went home by way of Barnes & Noble where I ran across a book called "Flower Hunters". I wasn't interested in reading it of course....since I had already lived it.
Now I am a manly flower hunter! I never thought I could be "more gayer" than I already am for watching birds (and some of that other stuff). Today however, I took a drive for the singular purpose of finding the Western Prairie Fringed Orchid. So, I am busted like Phillip Michael Thomas jumping rope at an ice cream festival. In my defense, the orchid is federally endangered and can only be found in this small part of the whole wide world. In my offense, I don't give a damn what you think of me for flower watching. I talked everyone else in to going with me and we had a little expedition to the Sheyenne National Grassland and successfully hunted down the ferocious orchid. After a grueling 2 minute walk through nothing of consequence in rather pleasant weather I shouted out "I FOUND IT, I FOUND IT!!" Took a few pictures and went home by way of Barnes & Noble where I ran across a book called "Flower Hunters". I wasn't interested in reading it of course....since I had already lived it.
5 comments:
Good job FAG!!! Now re-watch SEX AND THE CITY and you will find it to make sense now!!!! LOL!!!!!! What do you thing about a Sept trip to Pelee?
I always thought of you as Curly from the 3 stooges, not a 'Mo!
Funny Brian!
I think a trip to Pelee in Sept. would be fantastic malarkey!
POST SOMETHING BITCHES!!!!!!! I'm getting a SWWA in the AM!!!! BITCHES!!!!! I like that word!
Dude, nice use of the Johnneaus trinomial system of nomenclature! You're catching on like Jean-luc Picard knitting sweaters in a submarine!
Peace
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