My chin is cold...

I regretfully cut off my Kimbo Slice beard in a fit of mania and am surprised to find my chin cold. Driving up 275 past new richmond 4 Black Vultures flew overhead in what looked like a WWII Marine Corsair formation. Nice to see something you don't see every day. Hopefully my big giant beard will grow back quickly. It is also shocking to see how plain and fat I look in the face without a beard. I need to try and remember to sign up for the "big fat loser" show. I was going to go on a bird count on the 20th but it looks like I will have to go to Chicago instead. Did I forget to tell everyone I turned 40 on November 11th this year? Probably didn't forget to tell everybody, I probably just forgot that I told everybody. I have Alzheimer's or ADD but I get confused lose focus and can't remember which one.
I got an ear infection or something the other day and was in alot of pain for a while. I went to the doctor with pain but it was ok. While I was there I got the flu mist vaccine. The next day my ear felt like I was being stabbed in it...the ear so I got into a specialist and she couldn't see in the ear because the canal was swollen shut. So she performed medieval torture on me and I left the office vomiting and crying like a baby. After days of vicodin and cipro I am starting to feel better ear wise but through all this I got the flu and have been runny nosed and nauseous on top of it all. My calf muscles feel like I tippy-toed up all the stairs in the Empire State building.
We did manage to go cut down a Christmas tree yesterday but unfortunately there was no birds in it to watch.